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the best quotes ever can be from tv show movie anything

Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

pinkie pie:And then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.

patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument. squidward: no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.... horseradish isn't an instrument either.

Waitress on Train: Un caf?
Mr. Bean: Oui.
Waitress on Train: Du sucre?
Mr. Bean: Non.
Waitress on Train: You speak very good French.
Mr. Bean: Gracias!

- Mr. Bean's Holiday

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff.

-The Doctor (tenth incarnation BTW)

Archeology Camp Leader: My new facebook update, "The kids tell me my face is the Scab of Knowledge."

From one of my favorite movies Rookie Of The Year

Henry Rowengartner: Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!

"Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you."

Art: "I got a call this morning from AUSA David Vasquez. Wants to talk to you about you shooting Boyd Crowder."

Raylan:"What's there to talk about? He pulled first. There was a witness."

Art: "But you see, ten days ago you shot a man in Miami. Put it like this: you were in the first grade; bit a kid every week? They'd start to think of you as a biter."

Chelsea716 wrote:People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff.

-The Doctor (tenth incarnation BTW)

YES. THIS QUOTE FOR THE WIN


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elefants wrote:Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument. squidward: no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.... horseradish isn't an instrument either.

This is my fav from Spongebob.

Patrick: "Can't swim! Butt hurts! Ice cream!!"

"Potato, tomato, potato, tomato."
- Megamind

"Fingers! LOTS of fingers!"
-Doctor 11, Doctor Who season 6


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"Pants are an illusion, and so is death"


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Facing the Giants.

J.T.: "You need to stop kicking it wide right or wide left my Mamma can kick it wide right or wide left but that's not what's gonna get you home."

"I'm the best at what I do but, what I do best isn't very nice!"

"Smashing"


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