The Tipsy Leper

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:01 pm

*twitches slightly* well... I don't feel any different. Hey, did someone say cashews? I love cashews! And, ya know, whatever this was, tasted okay, but I do gotta kind of wonder about the color. I mean, what sort of drink is neon pink and day glow green???*munches some cashews, muttering something about pretty colors*

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:55 pm

Um, I guess that was mine. It was a "Goodbye, Mr Braincell". The "Hello, Mrs. Bunny Ears"-effect wasn't intended - I'm glad I didn't drink it. Librarians don't wear bunny ears.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:55 am

Oh, no! Did Kittish just eat some cashews? The bunny ears are going to be the least of the problems after those cashew...KC, my throat's a bit sore. You have anything that can help the soreness? Hey, Ronin, I like the lizard. He's fun!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:15 am

How about a honey/cantelope smoothie mixture? It's new, but I don't think I added anything toxic.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:14 am

*sigh* I'm been waiting for my drink from two pages ago. The service around here isn't very good really. I don't see why this place is so popular. Why don't librarians wear bunny ears? Are you too good for bunny ears?

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:28 am

Kitty, it's been sittin' at the end of the bar. 'course someone may have picked it up by now. *sigh* I'll mix you a new one. Honestly!

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:46 am

You can have it, Valerie. I picked it up about three universes back, where it was splitting its' time between conquering worlds and bar-hopping.*watches another platoon of spotted squirrels march by* I'm not really sure which it does best...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:13 pm

Oooh squirrels!! *rounds up the spotted squirrels and tries to teach them line dancing* Hey, can we get some music going here? *points at the Librarian* You look like you could do some serious playing. How bout it, ape? Let's get some Music With Rocks In going here!! *perches on a rafter, ears twitching* What lizard?

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:46 pm

Pink bunny ears on a librarian - noo, I don't think so. Black leather (but not too much) is more like it. And a club or sword or other weapon of choice for anyone who returns books too late and has the cheek to argue about the fee.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:00 am

PINK?!?!?! How come no one told me my ears were pink??? GAH, I hate pink!! *screws up her face in intense concentration...... and her ears turn bright, day-glo blue!* Crow!! That's better!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:13 am

LOL! Jed, your post reminded me of a quick scene from the movie UHF. Not sure too many people have seen it (Weird Al Yankovich's movie) anyways, there's a quick parody commerical for a show called Conan the Librarian. Hehee, goes around with a sword errr "dealing" with noisy people in the library.

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:39 am

The Barbarian LibrarianWe watched the Yankovich parody in a seminar although I cannot quite recall the context And I really cannot watch Orang Utans at the zoo without thinking of libraries (Pratchett damaged brain I guess).Uuuh - I didn't know squirrels could do limbo dancing. With a pinata stick. *applauds*

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:30 pm

quote: And a club or sword or other weapon of choice for anyone who returns books too late and has the cheek to argue about the fee. You may not know this about me (hehehe) but in the past I have had much success with a lovely yet efficient pinata stick.Ah, finally, my drink. It tastes like cat pee smells. Yummy!

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:57 pm

*holds up the pink lizard. once AGAIN drops him into a personal singularity* THAT lizard. Keeps following me around and wreaking havoc. I thought I'd left it in Callahan's, but nooooo..... And it nearly got me kicked out of The Blue Blazes, too.