The Tipsy Leper

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:51 pm

LOL! Kitty, I imagine you'd love the Monty Python cheese shop skit then. You oughta look for it if you have a chance. (Brilliant! hehe)As for you, you silly boy, let that poor lobster go (Yes, I know you thought it was a crab, but in your cheese deprived state, you're not thinking clearly) and sit down for Pete's sake.

Gaby · Post by **Gaby** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:55 pm

I'd like to keep the peace around here, so I'm going to say that I'm pretty sure the cheese is in the back, that is where it was last time, wasn't it Hermit_King? I know you love cheese, but do you really think we believe you would hurt a hermie (even if it really is a lobster)? I don't think so. If I were you, I would hurry into the back before KC catches you and puts you in that cage again. If I remember right, you didn't like that cage much. Just watch out for the ape!

Gaby · Post by **Gaby** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:57 pm

Oh dear, I'm too late. KC is back. I hope you found your cheese Hermit_King!

hermit_king · Post by **hermit_king** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:09 pm

GRARRRRRGH! How could this have happened. That plan took me....1,2...3MONTHS to formulate and I grab a lobster-LOBSTER!? I hate lobsters! AHHHH GET IT OFF!!!!......ahem... um, so...WHERES MY CHEESE! This place takes forever to fill orders. Yes I'm going to buy the cheese instead of taking it (kc locked the cheese vault).

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:30 pm

*mumbling and eyeing the lobster* I wonder if lobster goes well with cheese.I'll put that lobster back if you want.

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:07 pm

*wanders back in holding the pink lizard by the scruff of the neck* It's Crayola cheese. I'm personally fond of the Revolting shades on my fries...Fuschia and Mauve fries, KC, that's a lass...

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:05 am

Hey, I got some real gouda in, but if you want fushia, by all means. You can just set the lizard down anywhere; it'll catch any squirrels people try to bring in here again.

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:54 am

*listens carefully* It likes that idea; says squirrels make excellent death commandos or something...

hermit_king · Post by **hermit_king** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:49 am

Hey! Don't ignore me wheres my cheese! Remember I'll turn into a hulk if I don't get mine cheese.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:36 am

Don't get the gouda; it may be "real" but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. BTW, I brought a goat. I thought someone would have noticed by now but I guess that was overthinking. You can milk it an make your own cheese. That's a lovely idea so get started.Can we order a pizza to be delivered or do we have to get a leper one?

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:40 am

You could order a pizza, but you'll have to pay for that. Oh, but Lubbi came up with a great idea; a tip jar for the bar. So here it is. (And yes, I realize it still smells of peanut butter. Sorry 'bout that)

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:06 am

But there's no money in it. I can't use that to pay for a pizza. Has anyone milked the goat yet? A goat cheese pizza would be great.

hermit_king · Post by **hermit_king** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:53 pm

I will not milk that goat! It smells like horse radish! And I don't even know what horse radish smells like! Just open up the cheese vault, gimme some cheese.....AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:10 am

Ok, I got the no dancing on the pool tables part... sooooo... uh...Can we pool on the dance tables? *looks hopeful*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:18 am

Ooooh, hey, I have a tip for the tip jar!!!!Never push a button marked "Organ Interface" when using a BS Johnson built bathroom!!!!