Hermit crab mottos

Crabby Abby · Post by **Crabby Abby** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:19 am

I was just thinking about how funny hermits are and what some of their mottos would be. Thought it would make a fun thread.Here's mine.The shortest distance between two things is never the fun routeWhy go around when you can go over?If at first you don't succeed, try the sealant.Five second rule?Shrimp, the other white meatGot calcium?The early crab gets the worm castings.

saberkitty · Post by **saberkitty** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:08 am

have shell, will travelone animal's poo is another animal's caviar

Nicole · Post by **Nicole** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:48 am

I posted this one before in another crabby thread but I love it so much as I love the 'human' version too: Not all who dig are molting.Also:You say crabby like it's a bad thing.Talk to the claw!What do you mean by a 'sell-by' date?Life's a beach.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:35 am

Here's the only one i can think of: Let's go shell shopping! I know not so good

mosher3 · Post by **mosher3** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:02 am

What goes up must come down.Just a swingin'The kids added:tuck and rollincoming!heave, houghcrab overboard!

FlightResponse · Post by **FlightResponse** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:28 am

Feng shui this

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:32 am

Leslieloo always had a cute sig. that said "Eat, drink, rebury."All credit for the saying goes to her.

FlightResponse · Post by **FlightResponse** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:03 pm

http://i201.photobucket.com/al...hotos/Picture025.jpg Staring contest? Bring it on

Crabby Abby · Post by **Crabby Abby** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:12 pm

Flight's Straw looks like he's trying to hypnotize someone. lol "Look into my eyes. You are sleepy, very sleepy. Your shell feels heavy. It is hard for you to carry. When I count to three you will vacate and give it to me! 1, 2..."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:31 am

These are funny. Mine aren't great but i couldn't think of anything Walk slowly and carry a big shell.Messiness is a state of mind over mater. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:39 am

Y'all are good!!! How about...Does this shell make my butt look big?2 new rescued crabs from Petsmart $13.00A new 10 gal tank $11.00A 50 lb bag of play sand $3.00Your new supply order from HCA $40.00Watching your crabbies explore their new home.... priceless

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:05 am

I thought of a another one.This one is actually sorta good: "man you're good are hide-and-seek. Where do you keep on hiding?" "let's just say someplace dark."

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:24 am

I saw this on someones icon, "Turbo Included." and its cute little hermit running away from the camera.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:42 am

Get your bird beak proof shells here only 1 cuttlebone

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:18 am

Not a crabitat! It's a trailer park,all Mobile homes!!