Never indulge a crab.

[Keg]

In days gone past, I would say to my crab, "Don't die. Don't die. Don't Die." And she ~never did~ die. Because it would have been rude, after I went all out like that. But in these here days, something's changed. She actually ~loves~ it here. And she wouldn't ~think~ of dying.There's something to be learned from all this. And someday, when you're all in a dark mood, I might share it.

[Laurie LeAnn]

Well I said that to my gold fish...and ... Well now I have a blue betta