Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Cards

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10. O Holiday Tree9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter8. Frosty The Snowperson7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Undentified Non-Human Perpetrator4. Deck The Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)3. Hark! The Herald Mythical winged Creature Sings2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual AffectionAND, THE NUMBER 1 POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS CAROL....**************************1. I'll Be Home for a Short period of Time in December!