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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:28 am

The priest took one look at the swarm of fleeing chimps, milling guests, perplexed groom and decided to retire. Today. Right now, in fact. The groom, seemingly the one sane spot in the chaos the wedding had become peered around in some confusion. He'd left his glasses.... somewhere.... now where did he have them last? Idly he patted the pockets of his jacket and trousers as he sought to bring to mind the last place he remembered having his all important eye glasses. Without them, he was blind as a bat. "Heh," he thought to himself, "it's even worse than that, without my glasses I'm as blind as a WOMbat."

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:43 am

Filbert was determined to have his way with his bride. Unfazed by the loss of his glasses, he grabbed his bride once again and return to the priest's chambers. "Marry us or now or else?" he demanded of the priest. The priest looked at his would-be bride and said, "Are you quite sure?" "Yes! Do it now!" So without haste the priest married Filbert to his darling bride, who this time happened to be a fiesty chimp named Esmerelda. Well, all women look the same to Filbert when he's without his glasses. Unfortunately for him (but fortunately for Esme who found him quite attractive), Filbert did not notice he erred until after the honeymoon.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:05 am

C'mon folks!!! Don't make us carry this alone!!! I mean, think about it, do you REALLY want me writing this under the influence of "Good-Bye Mr. Brain Cell" and cashews????