Did I ever tell you about Monkey?

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:54 am

True. I'm thinking about getting a moose.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:14 am

Oh c'mon, you are not thinking about getting a moose. Meese (plural of goose is geese, therefore plural of moose should be meese)aren't known for being the nicest critters, you know.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:22 am

That's because I haven't got my hands on one yet. You just wait. I'll get a whole flock of meese and train em up good. Then you'll be posting pics Seven and Ten to show everyone which ones you bought.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:26 am

I just don't think it's gonna be that easy to keep (and forget domesticating) meese. Puffers sound cool, though.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:32 am

No problemo. I have a very gentle but strict personality that works well with training. So what if I live in a second floor two-story apartment with a downstairs neighbor that bangs on the ceiling whenever Zen practices her handstands. Our patio overlooks a cowpasture. i can just stick my flock there. The cows won't mind--they never do.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:39 am

I love how you refer to them as flocks. I think perhaps you're thinking of another type of animal though. Do these Meese that you speak of have feathers?

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:45 am

Well it's true I haven't actually seen a live moose but people have flocks of sheep so therefore there must be flocks of meese. It rhymes.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:50 am

A good point. One I had not considered, though I don't think the rhyming has much to do with it. Cactus=cacti Octipus=octopi (unless I'm mistaken 'bout that one) so I figured Goose=geese Moose=meese. It's the endin' that matters. English is a stupid language and needs fixin'.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:59 am

Octopodes. Though some dictionaries mistakenlysay the plural is octopi.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:01 pm

Oh really? Huh...I don't think Moosopodes sounds right, though.

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:35 pm

You are not the leading expert here on domesticated moosopodes are you? As the first and only owner of a flock of trained meese I am the one who knows. You are the one who don't know.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:48 pm

You haven't GOT the flock yet!quote: I'm thinking about getting a moose. quote:That's because I haven't got my hands on one yet. Oh, and completely off topic, but your bio sounds much like how my sister talks, only throw in a few more "likes" and "you knows" and if you're using nouns, add in some "whatchamathingys" The girl is a college freshman!

kitty_LHC · Post by **kitty_LHC** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:53 pm

Just a technicality.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:16 pm

Meese? Oh for goodness sakes. LOL

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:31 pm

Nope! I'm no purloiner of pudgy puddy tats! That "pudgy tabby" is my baby Scotty. He was born in my basement closet and he was fat even then! There were 4 in the litter and they were all little butterballs. We say that his momma must have given walrus milk. And she's just a tiny little thing, too.