I stole a car

[Keg]

I seems obvious to me that crabs communicate with their owners through dreams. We don't talk about it much, because we'll be punished if we anger them, but it is true, I think.I had a bad dream last night, and when I think about it, Azazul was the other person in the dream, just out of sight, who made me steal a car. It was a beat up black honda with taped up ignition. There was no power steering. I think Azazul put that detail in just to give me a hard time. Anyway, I stole it from a library parking lot and drove it to my (current) neighborhood, where I parked it. The dogs in the neighborhood knew it was stolen because they can smell stolen cars.I then walked home (to my childhood home) and got inside fast because the dog was coming. But it was really Azazul disguised as a dog and she tried to get me, but I was barely saved by the screen door. Screen doors defeat bulldogs in my dreams. The point is, I woke up and fixed the temperature in the room. Azazul doesn't care for apologies. Just keep the crabitat near 77, or next time, that screen door won't hold.

[jenok]

Wow, that's so crazy I don't even know what to say.

[Keg]

Thanks. I can't understand the crab using the world view I learned in school, so I step outside that. It is not exactly how Temple Grandin would do it, but unfortunately I was not blessed with Autism, so I use what little talent I have.I remember LAURIE had some of the most colorful, psychedelic dreams I ever heard awhile ago. I would really like to hear more of those. I don't think that was caused by crabs though.

[Laurie LeAnn]

I still have some haha...but just haven't been really off the wall weird that I remember to much of them.

[Nnnnnnnn]

quote:unfortunately I was not blessed with Autism, If you call that unfortunate, you don't know what unfortunate is. Seriously. I know a guy with Autism that can't take his mind off of getting people to repeat lines from his favorite movies, it's really, really sad.

[Keg]

noted.