If hermit crabs ran the world

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:39 am

everyones house would be half a coconut

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:00 am

No one will look at you weird when you dig in the sand at an older age. Actually it's encouraged!

Kharasmatic · Post by **Kharasmatic** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:06 pm

This is great!! Cities would be dead during the day, becasue everyone would be sleeping They would gang up on pet store owners It would be okay to say you had crabs to take care of, because they'd be talking about their kids!

motley crew · Post by **motley crew** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:17 pm

The term "rush hour" and "traffic jam" would take on a whole new meaning. LOL!!

cami · Post by **cami** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:44 pm

"retaining water" wouldn't be a bad thing

Nicole · Post by **Nicole** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:39 am

quote:"retaining water" wouldn't be a bad thing Amen! And in fact, retaining water would be encouraged. Then again, not eating or drinking for several months a couple of times a year would be considered normal. What a trade-off!

cami · Post by **cami** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:34 am

you don't have to worry about the "10 second rule". It's perfectly OK to eat dirt or any other food off the ground.

cami · Post by **cami** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:41 am

quote:The males with scrawny big pinchers would order molting hormone suplements over the internet so they could compete for the girls. "pincher envy"

cami · Post by **cami** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:14 am

instead of "eat, drink and be merry"we would "eat, drink and REBURY!" (original quote by LesliLoo )

FlightResponse · Post by **FlightResponse** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:16 pm

Five star restaurants would feature worm castings as an entree (in the same fashion as caviar)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:45 am

MapQuest would show only straight routes from point A to point B no matter what the obsticles are.Young crabs would regularly be sent home from school with mites.Teenage crabs would probably think shells grow on trees.Young teenage girls would always wear shells that are much to small.Young teenage boys would wear shells that are to big and always showing some abdomen.All the cool kids would have shell phones.Worn shells with holes and cracks would have little or no trade in value at used shell lots.

Baneykinz · Post by **Baneykinz** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:00 am

this thread is fabulous!! LOLThere wouldn't be any trash, since you could grab some leaf litter and goNever again would you be stuck behind someone who insists on driving 10 MPH, you could just walk up and over them!!

Nicole · Post by **Nicole** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:31 am

quote:Never again would you be stuck behind someone who insists on driving 10 MPH, you could just walk up and over them!! Alternately, in a fit of road rage you could just overcome the slow 'driver' and deshell him.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:00 am

quote:Alternately, in a fit of road rage you could just overcome the slow 'driver' and deshell him. LOL! Would that be called road rage or shell shock?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:29 am

Never again do you have to worry about someone backing into you.