The Tipsy Leper

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:31 pm

Been awhile since the Leper was open, and since then we've had a lot of new people here, so I'll go ahead and explain real quickly before I open. The Tipsy Leper is LHC's very own virtual bar. Our specialties include aquarium water, with or without stress coat. The cashews, you may notice, are green. People say they're a bit "off" and uh....might...possibly... have some sort of hallucinatory affect. I've never experienced it, so I can't say. There are a few simple things to watch out for.1) The cheese fries are meant to be that color and texture. And despite some claims, they are NOT made with melted crayons. Well...not on a regular basis anyways.2) No money, virtual or otherwise is necessary. 3) I don't serve any sort of alcohol, virtual or otherwise, to minors, but this is a family friendly food and beverage establishment.4) Every now and then we have free virtual giveaways. Usually it's whatever my supplier can get me. He claims they fall off the back of trucks, like everything else, but I'm not so sure at times. Maybe the trucks to outlet stores.5) There are cots in the back, should you find need of one.6) A rather different person may serve you. His name's Jorge, and he comes from a Guatamalen Pepper farm/Insane Asylum. He's perfectly harmless.7) Despite the efforts of some to stop it, there IS Karaoke here every now and then. Should you need lyrics just ask; I can probably find 'em.

There is NO dancing on the pool tables.9) There is no dancing on the Pool tables.10) And finally last, but not least or more, There is No dancing on the Pool tables! Welcome, and Bar's Open!

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:48 pm

Double shot of stress coat, and some magenta "non-crayon" (uh-huh, suuuure...) cheese fries. Oh, and don't mind the pink lizard. He's just hangin with me for a few days.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:19 pm

Want any worms for the lizard? I found some in the bread supply.*mixes drink*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:56 pm

A salty martini for me please and could you pass the nuts they are a lovely shade of green tonight!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:51 pm

Certainly! And thank you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:17 am

Ah, now this I really missed....Can I have an aquarium water with stress coat, please? And I'm staying away from those green nuts. It gives me shivers just remembering the electical plug coming out of my....anyway, no green nuts go me.The pool tables look like they've got new felt....perfect for dancing on...where's the rest of the Leperettes and Leperinos to dance with?

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:13 am

I just got the pool tables recovered, thank you. I'd appreciate it if you'd at least wait until I have to go to the back room. *sigh* I don't know why I even bother anymore. Anyways, fresh bottle of stresscoat. Enjoy!

Gaby · Post by **Gaby** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:21 am

Oooooh! I would love a chocolaty drink please! In celebration of Fredrico!!! And Valerie, do you mind if I join you? I agree, those nuts, well... I am staying away. Oh, and what do you have for my baby beardie, Ladon? I have to dragon-sit while my hubby is at work, so Ladon's here too. He needs to put on a couple of ounces, so something fattening for him would be great! We need someone to come in and play guitar and sing karaoke!!!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:55 am

Chocolate's my specialty. (Except for the Aquarium water, of course) What'll it be? An oddly tasty combo of hot and frozen chocolate, Milk shake, chocolate coffee etc? Hmmm...well, I have those nice fat mealworms from the bread, but I also can probably find something in the back for Ladon, if you like. As for the comments on the cashews, you're gonna scare the new people away.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:16 am

Oh how fun! Maybe if I have a couple of those cashews I'll do some karaoke (RUN!!!!). On second thought, maybe not. Okay, I've made my decision, I'd like some aquarium water- no stress coat, with a bit of calcisand please.

Gaby · Post by **Gaby** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:14 am

Ladon is just warming up to mealworms, so if they aren't too big, he'd appreciate some. I would definately go for an oddly tasty combo of hot and frozen chocolate, how could I pass that up? Thank you!PockyHime, we definately need someone to get the karaoke started up! Eat the cashews, they are tasty AND fun! I have eaten them a couple of times, and I am still here, and I keep coming back for more, lol! I guarantee, the cashews make karaoke more fun!!! Sooo, what cha gonna sing???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:07 pm

Hmm.... well I guess I'll atleast give the cashews a try. Add them to my order please.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:59 pm

They're complimentary. (Ask 'em to compliment you, just ask 'em......sorry, sorry) Orders coming right up.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:47 pm

cashews please i would like that!

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:52 pm

Don't get too friendly with the lizard, KC. It's gotten me kicked out of several-uh-oh, where'd it go?