The Tipsy Leper

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:38 pm

I'll have some aquarium water, please. I brought a colleague who wants some peanuts and a mushy banana.*ook*

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:34 am

Oh hello, Mr. Ape. Your teeth are looking especially yellow this evening. The bananas are pretty good right now, but I can't say as much for the peanuts. Your aquarium water'll be right there.

kuplakrabs · Post by **kuplakrabs** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:21 am

Well, I've finally decided to set foot into this fine establishment(don't think me odd, but I've been peeking in the windows for months). This is my first "official" visit, so how bout a round of cheese fries for everyone...and I'll take a clam shell of calcium laced water to quench my parched throat.

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:02 am

Welcome! Cheese fries are pretty good today. 1 shell water coming right up!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:20 am

Thanks for the cheese fries Wendy.Did someone say Karaoke!(and danceing on the pool tables)I can't wait! I think I'll try something differant this round what do you suggest KC. I want something to loosen me up, those 6 new crabbies have kept me up late the last few nights!And whats this about a plug and where was it? I think I'll lay off the nuts! How about some fresh coconut or pineapple slices! ooh! and I like fresh cherries too!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:56 am

Fresh?! LOL! Oh...sorry...you're serious. Uh, well, fresh fruit isn't exactly a common occurance around here. I've got some fruit in the back though, if you want. As for drinks, I'm always experimenting. I've got a new one you're welcome to try. I don't *think* it'll make you sick.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:03 am

Yeah well I thought it might be a long shot but couldn't hurt to try.I don't know bout that drink, how about something with a carribbean flare. I'm going a cruise next week for my 10 year ann. maybe that will put me in the mood early! What if we dance barefoot! That wouldn't hurt the new felt!

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:32 am

Oh sure. Lemme check out my drink situation, and I'll whip something up.Congrats on your anniversary!

lubbi2 · Post by **lubbi2** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:36 pm

*Sneaks in, waits for KC to go to the back, grabs the pink lizard and the ape, and begins to teach them the electric slide across the pool tables* Come on KC, you can't seriously expect to recover the table and not have somebody dance on it? I'll take some cheese fries, and a fuzzy navel. Only fuzz from your navel, please!LETS PARTY!!!!!!!! hey, where are the stoats?

motley crew · Post by **motley crew** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:27 pm

now this is what i'm talking about pass the cheese fries and i'll be on that table in a minute.hold my water here I come....

TheGreyRonin · Post by **TheGreyRonin** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:39 pm

*grabs the pink lizard and takes the detonator out of its' hand* Geez, ONE drink and it goes off on its' whole "I'm gonna nuke me a universe" kick...*flips open a pocket singularity, drops the lizard in, flips it closed*But Valerie...you were CUTE as a lamp! Hmmm...green almonds....mmm, tasty.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:47 pm

Hey scoot over up there I love the electric slide!!Lets do the Freeze next I bet the ape would love it!That Fuzzy Navel sounds good and be sure to save some of the real fuzz for mine too!

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:43 pm

The ape is a mean organ player by the way - we don't have one by chance (doesn't need to be a Johnson)?I do like the pink stuffed lama with the sombrero, by the way, it's new, isn't it?

KittyCaller · Post by **KittyCaller** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:35 am

Um yeah....it's new. Hmmm...I take it he can play Music with Rocks In It?

Jedediah · Post by **Jedediah** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:53 am

Yes, of course he can play Music with Rocks In It. I think he prefers classical music like "Toccata for squeaky rabbits, parakeets on drugs and rubber toys", but Music with Rocks In It suits the Tipsy Leper better Ook? (= how about "Great Balls of Fire"?)